"After 4 hours and 18 holes, Fido and his friends still couldn't find that " birdy" everyone was talking about.
Tom Lupo from Grosse Pointe Woods, MI

"Hey, Fido, come check this out! A news episode of "Planet's Funniest Humans" is on!" Congratulations to
Janis Bieke from Clinton Township, MI
"If I fatten them up, they won't be able to fit through the doggie door to chase me!"  Congratulations to Heather Bieke from Clinton Township, MI

"Wow!  Where you come from there is no such thing      as leash laws?!" Congratulations to Taylor Davis from Tallapoosa, GA "What's she crying about!  I'm the one in the clown costume."    Congratulations to Balana Goff of Spence, WV

"Sheesh! When Spike said he had something better to do than chase cats, this would've never cross by mind."    Congratulations to Cerissa Jones from Beacon, NY "Filter - 25 dollars, Food - 7 Dollars, freedom to ocean - priceless."    Congratulations to Cathy McQuarters from Fenton, MI

"You did what to the elephant!!!"   Congratulations to Gail Fox of Painesville, OH  "I'll take my bath my 'OWN' way."    Congratulations to Sue Davis from Zeeland, MI

"hmmm..plant a seed grow a watermelon.  Plant a bone...I wonder how long it takes to grow a cow?"  Congratulations to Debbie Crocker of Harrison Twp. MI "Trust me, we're not missing anything.  I tried some of her Tuna Casserole last night and she's no Martha Stewart!"  Congratulations to Craig Brownridge from Alpena, MI

The only way I can get them to take their medicines is to put it in MY sandwich and then turn my back on it for a minute?  Congratulations to Meredith Reese from Scranton, PA "Trust me, we're not missing anything.  I tried some of her Tuna Casserole last night and she's no Martha Stewart!"  Congratulations to Craig Brownridge from Alpena, MI

Donald Trump called - he wants his toupee back - you're fired!"  raaaahgh   Congratulations to Jenni Aradio from Palm Beach Gardens, FL Why doesn't he just take it to the vet?  Congratulations to Trent Coblentz from Orrville, OH

Hey!  How many times do I have to tell you this isn't your water bowl!   Congratulations to Susan Hall from Salisbury, NC Seriously now...Where do you expect that I would keep a wallet?   Congratulations to Joanna Puleo Johnson from Phoenixville, PA

Collar - $5.00, Leash -$10.00, being a cat - PRICELESS!   Congratulations to Mike Strange from Macomb, MI  TOUCHDOWN!!  The time had come when all those years of chasing cars finally paid off for Spike.  Congratulations to Mary Atkins from Lansing, MI

"Spot, I'm telling you, Mom's gonna be so happy to see that you got rid of all those ugly flowers . . ."  Congratulations to Wendy Robinson from Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio "It's like this," said Paulie, "the 3 of us have decided you need to entertain US for a change...now, roll over, look cute, and start singin'!"  Congratulations to Jennifer Ockert from Lansing, Michigan

Poodles, Fifi and Fido, are stunned at Butch the Bulldog's willingness to help his master get a date!  Congratulations to Amanda Reed, from Little Chute "Geez, what's next?  Dogs and Catnip!
Congratulations to Jessica Lawrence, from Hope Hull, Alabama

"At least now she won't notice my accident in the corner..."  Congratulations to Laura Kulikowski, from Laurys Station, Pennsylvania This is NOT what I had in mind when I asked for your help in overcoming my fear of water!"
Congratulations to Jane Herrick, from Versailles, Kentucky

"Now don't forget boys......only aim for the logs that aren't on fire!"  Congratulations to Diane Schwartz, from Des Plaines, Illinois "I told you, we should have invested in anti lock paws."  Congratulations to Jason Fligg, from Reading, Massachusetts

"You are getting very sleepy... It worked, now lets dig in..."  Congratulations to Tine Morin from St. Clair Shores, MI "You know what, spots were WAY last season"
Congratulations to Amy Gray of Brookfield, WI

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